With apologies to Monty Python, a short Life Of Brian tribute.
SCENE: A LARGE CROWD HAS GATHERED TO HEAR FROM NHS ENGLAND CHIEF EXECUTIVE SIMON STEVENS, WHOM THEY HAVE MISTAKEN FOR THE MESSIAH.
THE CROWD ARE CHANTING HIS NAME IN UNISON (AND POSSIBLY OTHER TRADES UNIONS).
CROWD: Si-mon! Si-mon! Si-mon! Si-mon! (etc)
SIMON STEVENS: Good morning. I've got one or two things to say to you.
CROWD: Yes! Tell us both of them.
SIMON STEVENS: You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anyone.
CROWD: Yes! We don't need to follow anyone.